GOONY

Goony is one of the four "old school clowns" on the midway. He and the Fat Visitor, along

with Boon and Zman are life long buddies whose lives have run remarkably parallel courses.

Both Goony and Fat Visitor have been tour guides at the infamous Dinosaur Walk  Museums in

malls throughout America. Goony worked in Minneapolis, Fat Visitor in Edmonton, Alberta.

Between them they have been married 14 times, 9 for Goony, 6 for Fat Visitor.

Goony's life has been filled with derision from the day he opened his tavern called "Big Fat

Clown Stop" in 1978. Sadly it went under and he divorced his 3rd wife Ephemera. His juggling

skills are non-pariel and by many he is regarded as the greatest ventriloquist in modern times.

And his knowledge of cryptozoology is unequalled. His book "Erotic encounters with Big Foot"

spent 10 weeks on the remainder rack at Barnes and Nobles. And yet Candide his seventh betrothed

left him for a diet plan that demanded celibacy.

"What's a big, handsome, seven foot tall clown supposed to do?"

is his catch phrase.