Wide O is a moron devoid of personality. His body type,

ultra-wide, was a natural. Wider than tall he is the center of

gravity for the surrealist trio, Peekers, Jester, and Wide O.

When born his parents thought he was a bowling ball that

had been mistakenly shoved up the wrong orifice. Upon realizing

he was a child, they rejoiced. Instantly they decided he, like all

citizens, could grow up to be the president of the United States

of America.

Within a few short years they realized he was capable of

holding a clown headed balloon and uttering "Happy Christmas".

Upon this reckoning they sold him to the "Happy Christmas"

company for an undisclosed amount.

Wide O has been their spokesperson ever since.