"The Nose" never rested from battling an unrelenting

cavalcade of harassment about his extraordinary nose.

If sitting quiet, birds would occasionally perch on "it"

when he was a child on the playground. Consequently

he became unwilling to stand still. Diagnosed with ADHD

he refused Ritalin and vowed to never stop moving. When

at long last, he got his drivers license and he began the

onerous task of building the "nose car", his perpetual

motion machine. Careening up and down every street in

town, he never ran out of gas.

One evening while foraging with his enormous beak,

in a dumpster, Nose was spotted by a Nascar talent scout.

He was signed up as a pace car for two seasons.

It is said he can smell seal from a thousand miles.

Eventually the crowd grew weary of his giant schnoze and

he took a job on "Look at My Giant Body Part".