Identical twins born Adroplastic Dwarfs, Star Rider and Star Baby
parted company early on. Extremely intelligent Star Baby knew they
were best split up. "I can sell one but I can't sell two", were his last words
to his brother as he lit out.
Though rejected numerous times, Frank Tipton managed to convince
the military he was needed in the tunnels of Chuchi, Vietnam. Showing
uncommon shortness, and a willingness to infiltrate the underground
cities of the Viet Cong, Frank quickly became invaluable to the cause.
"What cause?" he would say, "The tunnels were built for me!" Like
Moe Pygmy, he became feared by the enemy as the perfect weapon.
"If I pulled back the curtain and said hello, you were dead."
After the war Frank drifted coast to coast. Always a hard worker,
he took on any menial task with vigor and enthusiasm. It wasn't until
he landed a job with "Superstock Tiny Theater" in upstate New York
that he found himself. It is there he met Wilson Marsit, his wife. Four
children later, 3 regular 1 dwarf, Frank reflects upon life. "I sing the
body electric!" "And my wife's a total pain in the ass."
They do birthday parties if the schedule permits.
