Identical twins born Adroplastic Dwarfs, Star Rider and Star Baby

parted company early on. Extremely intelligent Star Baby knew they

 were best split up. "I can sell one but I can't sell two", were his last words

to his brother as he lit out.

Though rejected numerous times, Frank Tipton managed to convince

the military he was needed in the tunnels of Chuchi, Vietnam. Showing

uncommon shortness, and a willingness to infiltrate the underground

cities of the Viet Cong, Frank quickly became invaluable to the cause.

"What cause?" he would say, "The tunnels were built for me!" Like

Moe Pygmy, he became feared by the enemy as the perfect weapon.

"If I pulled back the curtain and said hello, you were dead."

After the war Frank drifted coast to coast. Always a hard worker,

he took on any menial task with vigor and enthusiasm. It wasn't until

he landed a job with "Superstock Tiny Theater" in upstate New York

that he found himself. It is there he met Wilson Marsit, his wife. Four

children later, 3 regular 1 dwarf, Frank reflects upon life. "I sing the

body electric!" "And my wife's a total pain in the ass."

They do birthday parties if the schedule permits.