Insanely "leggy" She Stretch was forever considered

the runt of the litter. Born into a family of 28 siblings

of ample height. She Stretch was deruded for her short

stance. Deruded as "uselessly short" she suffered 15

years of humiliation at the hands of her taunters. By

the age of 18 she had sprouted to the height of 16 feet

and then was tormented as a monster.

She finally gained acceptance when one day she

snatched a new born from the third story window

of a burning building. From that day on she was

known as the "ridiculously tall freak who rescued the

baby from the third story of a burning building

without a ladder.

When asked for comment she said "A woman's

work is never done".