
Mutant Hillbilly is possibly the all time biggest fraud of the sideshow freaks.
In reality, H.B., as he prefers to be addressed, was a top Wall Street Investment
Banker for almost 20 years until he managed to wreck the entire economy by
selling sub prime mortgages to foreign dupes. Found out by the S.E.C. he hightailed
it to the Ozarks in the deep Missouri hills where, with his 30 million dollar golden
parachute he began to reinvent himself as a submarginal obese party boy. He quickly
became the rage in big demand, as a centerpiece at fundraisers. "Invest in a mutant,
he is our future", was his slogan. With a M.B.A. from Harvard, a Doctorate in
Economics from Stanford, he finally managed to gain a booth at Chumpy's Baitshop
before moving to the big time at Circus Freakos in Las Vegas.
While performing in Vegas he met and married Paris Stilton, heir to the world's
largest cheese fortune. Eventually the honeymoon was over and he was tossed to the
curb where he found a want ad seeking fat, oozing freaks for an upstart sideshow
"Blubberific". And now you know the whole story.