Born with a legendary case of marphan's syndrome, Milt Reznick

(not to be confused with the painter) fell into a crowd of unscrupulous jewish

retailers on Orchard Street on the lower east side of N.Y.C. spotting his "stilt-

like" legs, a desperate haberdasher, had him handing out flyers before his

tenth birthday.

Wearing a sandwich board proclaiming "Singers tall mans pants. You'll sing

when you see our selection". Milt walked until blisters became unbearable.

A young upstart from the midwest, Wadloe, replaced him on his twelfth

birthday. Vowing never to be exploited for commercial purposes, Milt signed

"Midway Spectacular Freaks" the following year.

By his eighteenth year, Milt had had enough. Declaring he would move to the

Soviet Union where a man can live free and die free, he became the darling of

the russian intelligentia. Employed by the KGB for his ability to look into "the

second story" all went well for nearly a decade. A confidant, Vladmir Putin,

Milt was sold to the Chinese following the breakup of the Soviet Union. "Putey

would never do that to a guy I've looked into his soul" A distraught Milt cried.

Sentenced to thirty years with the Peoples Acrobatic Army, Milt managed to

pass himself off as a bundle of tent poles bound for the US. He is currently

living in Connecticut denying he had anything to do with the sub prime

mortgage problems.