Frosty is the product of a Greenpeace experiment
gone awry. Forever the environmental advocates, the
Greenpeace scientists sought to create the abominable
snowman by crossing human genes with snow genes.
By the time they realized that snow has no genetic
material, it was too late.
After seeding a glacier with human DNA, Frosty
emerged, swimming for his life in the vast artic seas.
Horrified, they pulled him from the seas, only to watch
him melt into a meat sicle. Unwilling to acknowledge
their Frankenstein, they dumped Frosty into the "Frozen
Carnival", a crowd of morons obsessed with ice-hotel
revenues in Minnesota.
Occasionally Frosty looks like a snowman. But generally
above freezing, he is billed as the inevitable result of
human progress. He also goes by the moniker
"The Meat Balloon".
