Frosty is the product of a Greenpeace experiment

gone awry. Forever the environmental advocates, the

 Greenpeace scientists sought to create the abominable

snowman by crossing human genes with snow genes.

By the time they realized that snow has no genetic

material, it was too late.

After seeding a glacier with human DNA, Frosty

emerged, swimming for his life in the vast artic seas.

Horrified, they pulled him from the seas, only to watch

him melt into a meat sicle. Unwilling to acknowledge

their Frankenstein, they dumped Frosty into the "Frozen

Carnival", a crowd of morons obsessed with ice-hotel

revenues in Minnesota.

Occasionally Frosty looks like a snowman. But generally

above freezing, he is billed as the inevitable result of

human progress. He also goes by the moniker

"The Meat Balloon".