CryBaby has always been an undesirable. He's a crybaby. Everything

is always someone else's fault. He could have been a contender but was

sold out by some asshole. If you asked him, his birth was a gyp job. His

childhood was a fraud. His years in High School were a con-extraordinaire.

And ultimately, his life was, and has been a mistake foisted upon him by

bad people.

So, naturally he was a set-up for a clown personality. After a brief study

of his strengths by the "Clown Institute" it became clear that he was born

to be "CryBaby" the guy who has been gypped by life. You can see him

blubbering for himself nightly on the midway. And he is a vision to behold.