Left on a doorstep, Baby X was named Tyrone McFoogle

by the clown community (who insist on preposterous

names). Possibly his parents knew he would be an

amorous prick when he grew up. Beyond that we have

no information.

Nicknamed "the big prick" Chomper is a universally

known character. We all know him. Self-important, a

malignant narcissist, he'll lean on you, put the arm on

you, he'll chump you. That much we know.

Investigations suggest he is a "hokum", or king of the

moronic clowns. He is considered almost too stupid to

deal with, but for the fact that he has captivated by the

most pedestrian human foibles. Wine, women and song

are his forte, although he has absolutely no interest in

music. It is alleged that he doesn't make a move without

Weeny the Weasel. "In the big top, he says, It's better

to be feared than to be alive".