Blasto is Wilson T. Piledriver. Always an anal

retentive, he was fascinated by the cathortic impact

enemas had on his emotional sense of well being.

By the age of 3 he was heard to have said, "More,

mommy, harder", as he recieved the blast from

the enema bag. His parents, quite wealthy, sent

him to the pre-eminent child psychiatrist on the

planet. After 20 years of intense psycho therapy

the shrink said to him in abject frustration, "Fuck

it! You should be shot out of a cannon". At that

moment Wilson, cured forever, knew his blissful

fate, his inevitable calling. And, as he flies through

the air it is said his face glows.